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8/3/2008 Hi peep'sSorry i've not been on here in a while but i've only just realized i can enter my pages via my mobile, kinda cool eh! 4/28/2006 Avon CallingAn Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?" "Well, yes I do," he replied. "What does it smell like? "she asked. The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit under a Christmas tree".
SpecimenKentucky Mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home, she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?" He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse." The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body. "What in the world happened?" asked her husband. "Danged if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose.
4/18/2006 Ha ha ha
Looking up, he asks the Lord, " God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute.
3/7/2006 Greetings Hello my friends i just put one or two more pic`s on my pages here, a special hi to my mates Paul & Lee, nice to see ya on spaces lee & paul "how d`ya get that media player thing on here i`m totally flumuxed on that bit!" To much knowledge not enough brain lol....
Friday the 10th make a note for i shall be one year closer to drawing my pension
 Wonder what i`ll get  no zimmer frames plz lol! |
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